{"product_id":"not-a-phase-mom","title":"Not A Phase Mom!","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"460\" data-start=\"416\"\u003eIt’s Not a Phase, Mom! – Colombian Coffee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"501\" data-start=\"462\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"501\" data-start=\"462\"\u003eBold. Smooth. Unapologetically you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"634\" data-start=\"503\"\u003eRemember when everyone told you \u003cem data-end=\"559\" data-start=\"535\"\u003e“this is just a phase”\u003c\/em\u003e—your taste in music, your style, your personality, that skateboard you wanted to build?\u003cbr data-end=\"613\" data-start=\"610\"\u003eTurns out… it wasn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"772\" data-start=\"636\"\u003eIt’s Not a Phase, Mom! is our Colombian coffee for people who never grew out of loving bold flavor and doing mornings their own way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"994\" data-start=\"774\"\u003eSourced from high-altitude Colombian farms and roasted to bring out smooth chocolate notes, bright citrus, and a clean finish, this coffee is balanced enough for everyday drinking—but bold enough to make a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1011\" data-start=\"996\"\u003eThe Problem\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1108\" data-start=\"1012\"\u003eMost coffee is either boring or burnt. It gets the job done—but it doesn’t \u003cem data-end=\"1093\" data-start=\"1087\"\u003efeel\u003c\/em\u003e like anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1126\" data-start=\"1110\"\u003eThe Solution\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1348\" data-start=\"1127\"\u003eThis Colombian roast delivers comfort and confidence in every cup—smooth enough to drink black, rich enough to cut through cream, and flavorful enough to remind you why you fell in love with coffee in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1371\" data-start=\"1350\"\u003eWhat You’ll Taste\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1392\" data-start=\"1374\"\u003eMilk Chocolate, Citrus Brightness, Light Caramel Sweetness,Clean, smooth finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1497\" data-start=\"1475\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1748\" data-start=\"1498\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1533\" data-start=\"1498\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1533\" data-start=\"1500\"\u003e☕ 100% Colombian Arabica coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1534\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1536\"\u003e🔥 Fresh-roasted for peak flavor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1618\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1618\" data-start=\"1573\"\u003e⚖️ Medium roast for balance and versatility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1681\" data-start=\"1619\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1681\" data-start=\"1621\"\u003e🧠 Perfect for drip, pour-over, French press, and espresso\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1748\" data-start=\"1682\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1748\" data-start=\"1684\"\u003e🎧 Inspired by late-night playlists and early-morning ambition\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1762\" data-start=\"1750\"\u003eThe Plan\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"1855\" data-start=\"1763\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1793\" data-start=\"1763\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1793\" data-start=\"1766\"\u003eBrew your favorite method\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1809\" data-start=\"1794\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1809\" data-start=\"1797\"\u003eTake a sip\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1855\" data-start=\"1810\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1855\" data-start=\"1813\"\u003eRealize your taste never needed approval\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1871\" data-start=\"1857\"\u003eThe Result\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1932\" data-start=\"1872\"\u003eBetter mornings. Better focus. 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